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In Case You Missed It...

goodladd — 2011-04-01T12:13:20-04:00

(One of) Google's April Fools' gags this year:

Notoriety for That Thing We Play

goodladd — 2011-02-19T09:08:04-05:00

Seen in the Harvard Coop a few weeks ago... WTF?

Because I Haven't Posted A YouTube Video In A Really Long Time

goodladd — 2011-01-20T17:00:43-05:00

Battle of Wits: Rich White Dudes

goodladd — 2010-06-28T23:24:43-04:00

This is hilarious.

We are hilarious.

Therefore, I feel like we can download the template and come up with some pretty hilarious stuff. (Examples, as usual, after the jump.)

Additionally, I declare STRETCH the winner of the previous battle of wits. Stretch wins a cushy government job in Ottawa.

When Did This Happen?!

goodladd — 2010-06-19T12:38:06-04:00

LIFE Magazine's complete photo archive available free on Google Images.

Elementary

goodladd — 2010-06-15T00:26:41-04:00

I Wish This Were Longer

goodladd — 2010-05-24T10:06:51-04:00

Meet The Voice of Super Mario

WHEN CAN I SEE THIS MOVIE?

goodladd — 2010-04-21T13:50:22-04:00

I hear 3-D Security Ribbon gives a superlative performance.

There's An App For That

goodladd — 2010-04-17T07:02:36-04:00

Man proposes via iPad, pushes boundaries of lameness.

If Vinny Has Already Posted This, I Resign

goodladd — 2010-03-24T12:27:23-04:00

Laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh.

Seems Inevitable, In Retrospect

goodladd — 2010-03-22T11:37:28-04:00

Programming in lolspeak.

http://lolcode.com/examples/count-1

Frankly, My Dear

goodladd — 2010-02-14T08:35:53-05:00

Weiners use weiners to operate iPhones in cold weather.

Montrealers take note.

LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!

goodladd — 2010-02-04T11:23:39-05:00

I'll See Josh, and Raise Him...

goodladd — 2010-01-01T06:50:18-05:00

This is also very VERY NSFW, and I've been debating posting it for a few days because it's kind of gross and scatological and misogynistic, especially towards the end. But it's a catchy tune and in any case I couldn't really live with myself in a world where Marc and Vinny haven't seen such a superb videogame send-up.

Is This One Okay, Vinny?

goodladd — 2009-12-19T13:59:46-05:00

Scottie Pippen's Drumwork Is Underrated

goodladd — 2009-12-11T13:23:42-05:00

Heh-heh� heh-heh

goodladd — 2009-11-29T16:39:06-05:00

I Want You To Try Ass Effects

goodladd — 2009-11-22T23:31:05-05:00

I think the folks at Eisai pharmaceuticals may have wanted to try saying the name of their new drug out loud a few times before designing the marketing campaign. (Either that or they are marketing geniuses counting on the internet to spread it virally, and I am playing right into their hands.)

Great Place To Put An Airport

goodladd — 2009-11-14T11:31:44-05:00

From The World's Scariest Runways

Stormtrooper Win

goodladd — 2009-11-13T12:58:45-05:00

What Stormtroopers Do On Their Days Off

Walsh-a-Likes, #71733

goodladd — 2009-10-14T21:19:15-04:00

I hate to be morbid, but after perusing several stories about the recent death of Boyzone's Stephen Gately, I feel the need to seek a Vorg consensus on where Gately ranks in the long list of BJ Swank lookalikes.

Consider:

Creepy, no?

Let Me Tell You: I'm A Diabetic

goodladd — 2009-10-07T08:41:39-04:00

Battle of Wits: Marc D. Rowland

goodladd — 2009-09-26T11:42:03-04:00

Your challenge: find a Wikipedia entry describing a cartoon character, the hilarity of which is immeasurably improved by replacing all instances of that character's name with the text "Marc D. Rowland".

Examples after the jump.

Additionally, I declare Dye! the winner of the previous battle of wits, mostly because his entry is the only one that still loads with any swiftness. Dye! wins a pun of his choosing.

Examples:

He can summon the power to transform himself into a more vigorous form � Marc D. Rowland, the Ever-Living � by reciting the famous incantation: �Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Marc D. Rowland, the Ever-Living!� While in this form, Marc D. Rowland possesses superhuman strength, the ability to fly, as well as fortification of his mystical might � casting spells, throwing energy bolts, etc. � to battle his foes. . . .

Seemingly invincible in whatever form he chooses, Marc D. Rowland appears to have a singular weakness: seeing his own hideous reflection neutralizes his ability to remain outside the Black Pyramid and forces him to withdraw there in his emaciated mummy form.

Marc D. Rowland is characterized by his incredible strength. In the intro sequence of the 1980s cartoon series he claims to be "The Most Powerful Man in the Universe". . . . In his first DC comics appearance he was able to trade punches with Superman. . . . Typical of most adaptations is that Marc D. Rowland is often shown successfully attempting feats deemed impossible by other characters. Episodes of the original cartoon also depict him as being able to swim at a far faster rate than is humanly possible.

Thus Parped Zarathustra

goodladd — 2009-09-11T09:30:01-04:00

It All Makes Sense Now

goodladd — 2009-08-27T08:17:03-04:00

Green Is For Vegetables

goodladd — 2009-07-27T14:19:26-04:00

The Soup already made fun of this, but man, the whole unedited thing is freaking hilarious. It's basically just two and a half minutes of non sequiturs.

In conclusion: Andy Rooney = comedy genius.

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When A Giraffe Headbutts, You Listen

goodladd — 2009-07-20T16:58:22-04:00

This Makes Our Own Use Of TokBox Look Rather Feeble

goodladd — 2009-07-03T17:16:51-04:00

Gotta Watch Out For Those Hot Moms

goodladd — 2009-06-30T17:23:27-04:00

Philippines captures 'rebel base'

Bryan = Hefner?

goodladd — 2009-06-17T12:26:07-04:00

From Hef's Little Black Book:

[Hugh Hefner] is a Pepsi man. . . . Butlers in his homes were always instructed to provide a new bottle if they saw one half empty. Or if he was seen without a Pepsi in his hand, they were to immediately fill that hand with a Pepsi bottle. He would drain three dozen bottles a day. . . . In 1962, it was reported that his annual Pepsi consumption equaled that of a small African country."