Anchor 3: [haughtily] Shooting at the press, too. I mean, he's wearing a flak jacket that says 'PRESS' right on it.
Anchor 1: Yeah, but, uh.. if you're somebody who's a long way away, and you just see something, who you're not sure who it is, you just start shootin'.
Anchor 3: Really?

[later on]

Anchor 3: I still don't understand, they have-- it says 'PRESS', that's the colour, it's international...
Anchor 1: Sometimes bad guys shoot at ANYTHING.
Anchor 3: Right. But it's Israel.
[...]
Anchor 1: Completely shifting gears, are you a rotten speller?]]> http://vorg.ca/2036-Breaking-YouTubes-Bandwidth-One-Link-At-A-Time... goodladd weblog videos 2006-07-13T14:27:02-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2036-Breaking-YouTubes-Bandwidth-One-Link-At-A-Time...#replies http://vorg.ca/2013-No-there-cant-be-enough-about-you-EDIT So, say “yes.” In fact, say “yes” as often as you can. When I was starting out in Chicago, doing improvisational theatre with Second City and other places, there was really only one rule I was taught about improv. That was, “yes-and.” In this case, “yes-and” is a verb. To “yes-and.” I yes-and, you yes-and, he, she or it yes-ands. And yes-anding means that when you go onstage to improvise a scene with no script, you have no idea what’s going to happen, maybe with someone you’ve never met before. To build a scene, you have to accept. To build anything onstage, you have to accept what the other improviser initiates on stage. They say you’re doctors—you’re doctors. And then, you add to that: We’re doctors and we’re trapped in an ice cave. That’s the “-and.” And then hopefully they “yes-and” you back. You have to keep your eyes open when you do this. You have to be aware of what the other performer is offering you, so that you can agree and add to it. And through these agreements, you can improvise a scene or a one-act play. And because, by following each other’s lead, neither of you are really in control. It’s more of a mutual discovery than a solo adventure. What happens in a scene is often as much a surprise to you as it is to the audience
--Stephen Colbert, from his Commencement Address to Knox College

It was bugging me that someone thought I was trying to pass this off as my words.~ Mariana]]> http://vorg.ca/2013-No-there-cant-be-enough-about-you-EDIT Mariana Weblog 2006-06-21T21:24:43-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2013-No-there-cant-be-enough-about-you-EDIT#replies http://vorg.ca/2011-I-Bet-Lynne-Truss-Does This book title could use some editing.]]> http://vorg.ca/2011-I-Bet-Lynne-Truss-Does goodladd Weblog 2006-06-16T14:38:06-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2011-I-Bet-Lynne-Truss-Does#replies http://vorg.ca/2010-Do-You-Want-Doubles? World's largest camera]]> http://vorg.ca/2010-Do-You-Want-Doubles? vinny9 Weblog 2006-06-14T23:44:41-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2010-Do-You-Want-Doubles?#replies http://vorg.ca/2008-Shedding
•A sizeable pile of various clothes
•A smallish pile of CDs
•An old pair of Bauer ice skates, size 10
•Other household miscellany
•All these books

So make your way to my apartment sometime over the next few weeks and help yourself. Anything that's not gone by the middle of July is going to Goodwill. That includes Ken.]]> http://vorg.ca/2008-Shedding goodladd Weblog 2006-06-13T14:37:20-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2008-Shedding#replies http://vorg.ca/2005-It-Sounds-Like-Homework List of cases remaining to be heard by the US Supreme Court this term]]> http://vorg.ca/2005-It-Sounds-Like-Homework vinny9 Weblog 2006-06-11T23:52:58-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2005-It-Sounds-Like-Homework#replies http://vorg.ca/2004-The-Only-Button-Reads-Capituler
http://www.cyber-budget.fr/]]> http://vorg.ca/2004-The-Only-Button-Reads-Capituler vinny9 Weblog 2006-06-08T17:01:50-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2004-The-Only-Button-Reads-Capituler#replies http://vorg.ca/2003-Batwings I liked this picture so much I felt the need to blog it. Right now it's purely for military uses, but I'm sure in a decade or so the recreational skydiving places will be offering Batwing Descents or some such. At least I can dream...]]> http://vorg.ca/2003-Batwings dustin Weblog 2006-06-08T01:01:57-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2003-Batwings#replies http://vorg.ca/2002-Not-On-Letterman? 10 stories the world should know more about according to the UN.]]> http://vorg.ca/2002-Not-On-Letterman? vinny9 Weblog 2006-06-08T00:51:16-04:00 http://vorg.ca/2002-Not-On-Letterman?#replies http://vorg.ca/1996-Some-ad-executive-is-getting-promoted... Phone number posted for hook-up @ Craigslist leads to pre-recorded voice reciting digits.]]> http://vorg.ca/1996-Some-ad-executive-is-getting-promoted... vinny9 Weblog 2006-06-02T10:32:46-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1996-Some-ad-executive-is-getting-promoted...#replies http://vorg.ca/1992-World-Cup World Cup is starting up. A good website for news junkies like myself is 4thegame. Good coverage with some entertaining features.

I will also be hosting a few select games from the opening rounds. The first game is guaranteed to be the England v Paraguay on Saturday, June 10th (9am, I believe). I'll probably be watching most of that day. Leave a comment if you wish to be emailed with the latest info and are interested in coming over.]]> http://vorg.ca/1992-World-Cup vinny9 Weblog 2006-05-30T14:54:04-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1992-World-Cup#replies http://vorg.ca/1986-Mini-Movie-Fest
7pm - It's All Gone Pete Tong
9pm - Primer
11pm - Unleashed

Babies go to bed around 7:30, fyi. Doors open at 6:30pm. All movies in High Definition (hell yeah). BYOWhatever

Email me if you need more details
==

It's All Gone Pete Tong (2004) - Comedy
A story that takes us through Frankie's life from one of the best DJ's alive, through subsequent battle with a hearing disorder, culminating in his mysterious disappearance from the scene.

Primer (2004) - Sci-Fi
Four friends/fledgling entrepreneurs, knowing that there's something bigger and more innovative than the different error-checking devices they've built, wrestle over their new invention.

Unleashed (2005) - Action
A man raised into behaving like a dog, escapes from his captor to start a new life, who seeks to reclaim him because of his unnatural martial arts skills that are triggered when unleashed.]]> http://vorg.ca/1986-Mini-Movie-Fest vinny9 Weblog 2006-05-25T01:35:53-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1986-Mini-Movie-Fest#replies http://vorg.ca/1985-Slice-of-Boredom http://vorg.ca/1985-Slice-of-Boredom MissNikki Weblog 2006-05-24T18:53:30-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1985-Slice-of-Boredom#replies http://vorg.ca/1983-Freud-Would-Be-So-Proud slip of the tongue ever!]]> http://vorg.ca/1983-Freud-Would-Be-So-Proud goodladd Weblog 2006-05-22T11:49:37-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1983-Freud-Would-Be-So-Proud#replies http://vorg.ca/1982-Gasolina Star Trek Cribs]]> http://vorg.ca/1982-Gasolina vinny9 Weblog 2006-05-21T11:38:50-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1982-Gasolina#replies http://vorg.ca/1981-You-can-hear-a-pitch-drop - John Mainstone, University of Queensland Department of Physics

University of Queensland Pitch Drop Experiment

Watch it live!
]]> http://vorg.ca/1981-You-can-hear-a-pitch-drop chrisdye Weblog 2006-05-20T13:46:59-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1981-You-can-hear-a-pitch-drop#replies http://vorg.ca/1974-911-Fact-or-Fiction? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8260059923762628848]]> http://vorg.ca/1974-911-Fact-or-Fiction? registeredname Weblog 2006-05-17T14:42:38-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1974-911-Fact-or-Fiction?#replies http://vorg.ca/1972-Ha-ha-haaaa...-SkypeOut
SkypeOut

There is smoke coming out of the internet.]]> http://vorg.ca/1972-Ha-ha-haaaa...-SkypeOut vinny9 Weblog 2006-05-16T15:48:02-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1972-Ha-ha-haaaa...-SkypeOut#replies http://vorg.ca/1971-Ask-a-Ninja
http://askaninja.com

(apologies if this has already been up on sillytech)]]> http://vorg.ca/1971-Ask-a-Ninja registeredname Weblog 2006-05-16T14:28:09-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1971-Ask-a-Ninja#replies http://vorg.ca/1970-Magazines-to-the-Wahzoo
http://www.spotbit.com/
]]> http://vorg.ca/1970-Magazines-to-the-Wahzoo registeredname Weblog 2006-05-16T13:28:43-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1970-Magazines-to-the-Wahzoo#replies http://vorg.ca/1968-Co-inky-dinks Quasar Sax Quartet.

I say you ask for royalties, Dustin.]]> http://vorg.ca/1968-Co-inky-dinks goodladd Weblog 2006-05-13T19:37:23-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1968-Co-inky-dinks#replies http://vorg.ca/1966-Beer--General-Knowledge--Fun
Who would like to rally together to defend our title?! The epic, trivia battle will take place this Monday, the 15th of May, at 10:30pm. Reply if you're in.

Also, stay tuned for news of the much-ballyhooed and hopelessly delayed British Comedy Night, coming soon to a Union Jack-bedecked apartment near you!]]> http://vorg.ca/1966-Beer--General-Knowledge--Fun goodladd Weblog 2006-05-11T18:44:49-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1966-Beer--General-Knowledge--Fun#replies http://vorg.ca/1964-My-Friend-Flickr Potluck Photos.

However, my livejournal account was generously paid for, and their newish Scrapbook feature allows me more photo storage and uploading. So I will probably use it instead.]]> http://vorg.ca/1964-My-Friend-Flickr Mariana Weblog 2006-05-11T16:58:07-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1964-My-Friend-Flickr#replies http://vorg.ca/1961-Cant-find-it
Someone help a brother with link, please?]]> http://vorg.ca/1961-Cant-find-it vinny9 Weblog 2006-05-06T12:29:21-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1961-Cant-find-it#replies http://vorg.ca/1960-Free-Vestibule CKUT.
Here are some of their animated sketches:

Repeat What I Say

What is in the box ]]> http://vorg.ca/1960-Free-Vestibule chrisdye Weblog 2006-05-05T21:48:48-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1960-Free-Vestibule#replies http://vorg.ca/1959-The-Funny-Stuff the Happy Times at Theatre Ste-Catherine's Sketch Comedy Festival. I'm in it, so that's why its important. Check out the Happy Times website and listen to the nice song for about three minutes. I did.]]> http://vorg.ca/1959-The-Funny-Stuff Chronomorph Weblog 2006-05-05T16:39:14-04:00 http://vorg.ca/1959-The-Funny-Stuff#replies