Blahblahblah commercialism, blahblahblah! It's a holiday that celebrates chocolate, and that's something I can get behind! Now, I know most of you boys probably don't want to go professing your sentiments to each other for fear of sounding "gay," but just think--now's your chance to to tell each other that immortal sentiment:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, If you were a woman, I wouldn't date you!