Good show everyone. So many different ways to take this.
In ascending order of those most appealing to me:
solar-powered flashlights: I think they're pretty clever actually the Colbert Report when it first came out: sure, he's never shut down a CNN show, but he did interview O'Reilly. The human appendix: culling the herd, that's what its for Amnesty International: strongly worded letters sent to tyrants and dictators? It does seem a bit useless. Oranges: fruit does seem pointless, but is the orange really more pointless than a durian? Oh, wait, it is. The 2009-10 Maple Leafs after their first six games: they won't serve their own purpose, but i think we'll all feel better if Toronto's hockey team has another dismal year New Pencils: Because they're not sharpened! Now i get it! Good, but not as good as...
Teaching Vinny to post anonymously: special double irony award to Maryam for anonymously pointing out Vinny's lack of anonymity, then pipping back in to take full credit for the burn. Well met.